Dr. Anthony Bollocks

Dr. Anthony Bollocks

Dr. Anthony Bollocks holds PhDs in every available subject and has far-ranging expertise in numerous non-academic areas as well. He has lived among the Wongo Bingo, explored the uppermost reaches of the Gastropernicus, and taught villagers how to build solar-powered vartoons out of clay. He has disputed many of our most cherished scientific theories and consulted with gigantic secret politicians. Dr. Bollocks has a 257 bowling average and an IQ of 258. He is available to stay in or to take out.

The following features bear Dr. Anthony's insidious imprint:

  1. Dr. Bollocks' Guide to Impressive Sex: Special correspondent Dr. Anthony Bollocks offers his scientific insights on unseemly topics.