Features by Type: Flashy/Javascripty Fun

Insult People in Cantonese: Learn to speak like an evil kung fu master!
Jimmy Bannon Quote Generator: Random words of wisdom from the myth himself.
John's World of Freethrows: A great new game with enormous time-wasting potential. Come on. Enter my world.
Meat Gizmo's Babe Tenderizer: The Game: Test your skills with this Flash-based game, and watch out for the Offensive Zone!
Project Skive: A dangerous new study of creative time-wasting and the English Worker
Sock Puppet Theater Presents: Garbage: A tawdry melodrama featuring an abusive sock puppet relationship.
Spiderman Meets Bonkworld: Spiderman lives in our neighborhood, and we reckon that makes us pretty cool.
SquishHead Butterfly: A violent yet peaceful video installation art masterpiece.
The Amazing Space Machine: I'm telling you, these Big Boy's Space Facts are going to blow your mind.
The Dream of Stickyman: He's a superhero; he's just not very strong. A sticky excerpt from the novel "Fontoon."
World Trade Center Flash Animation: We actually made the newspapers and national television for this one...in Mexico!