Mr. Schoneboom is probably best known as the Guinness world record holder for longest run in straight pool at 3,413 balls. Nah, not really. But now that it's been written down on the Interwebs, a lot of people will hopefully believe it.
Once, in Amherst, Massachusetts, he was accused of stealing some sunglasses when he hadn't done it. He was forced to endure the indignity of a thorough personal search, but he didn't really mind. Schoneboom had recently stolen so many other pairs, he was willing to concede he was probably giving off that shoplifter vibe.
John is willing to put his foot down. I'll give you an example. He doesn't care what you call it. He doesn't care what they call it. He doesn't care what anyone calls it or what it says on the side of the building. He's still calling it Shea.
The following features bear John's insidious imprint: