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Fantastic Features

  • Recent FeatureMixed Doubles
  • A magic story that's never the same twice.
  • Recent FeatureLie2Me
  • A catchy little ditty about wars and the lying bastards who start them.
  • Recent FeatureYamabushi
  • A song, a story, a video. And Jim Del Rossi on guitar!
  • Random FeatureWhy We Lost
  • An all-purpose explanation that can be adapted for use wherever excuses are called for.
  • Random FeatureThe Amazing Dostoevsky Machine
  • Replace those complicated patronymics with easy to remember substitutes like "Wincy Bottoms"!
  • Random FeatureHemingway's Toilet
  • The night Hemingway was my roommate

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