Features by Type: Games and Quizzes

Insult People in Cantonese: Learn to speak like an evil kung fu master!
John's World of Freethrows: A great new game with enormous time-wasting potential. Come on. Enter my world.
Man in Perspective: From the Bonkworld Lecture Series, a quasi-earnest bit of musing on time, space, and bipedalism. Includes the Early Man Quiz!
Meat Gizmo's Babe Tenderizer: The Game: Test your skills with this Flash-based game, and watch out for the Offensive Zone!
Schoneboom Family Pinochle: It's new and improved!
Spend the Federal Budget!: Go on a $1.26 trillion spending spree! Whoopee! The People are speaking!
Spiderman Meets Bonkworld: Spiderman lives in our neighborhood, and we reckon that makes us pretty cool.
The Amazing Days Alive Calculator: New and improved! Find out exactly how many days you've been alive!
The Amazing Dostoevsky Machine: Replace those complicated patronymics with easy to remember substitutes like "Wincy Bottoms"!