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Added: 30 January 2006

Best Salesman in the World!

"They're made in Switzerland, by the people who make knives for doctors. You don't buy these because they're cheap, you buy them 'cause they're good. I'll show you what my machine'll do. Those slices are so thin you could read through them. Ladies, you garnish his dinner like that, you're on a second honeymoon!"

He's the best salesman in the world.

Update: RIP Joe Ades, the Gentleman Peeler, king of sales. 18 December 1934 - February 1, 2009