Added: 3 September 2002
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The Amazing Days Alive Calculator

Bonus Poem

We can count up to ten, we can count to a hundred
and these are two numbers that we understand
And we can take one, multiply by the other,
and in this way get ourselves up to a grand

But much more than that and it starts to lose meaning
the mind just can't feel the big numbers it knows
I guess it's just that we get too far away from
our trusty friend old Mister Fingers and Toes

And so we use years when we count up our birthdays
but then there's the problem of having so few
and really it's days we have, that's what we're spending
and every day we get one brand spanking new

So don't let too many days spin off uncounted
This year thing is nonsense, a terrible trap
We hope that each one of your days will be happy
except that there's bound to be some filled with crap

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Ever wonder how many days you've been alive?

Please note, this Days Alive Calculator calculates the total number of days you have been alive, NOT the number of days OLD you are. There is a difference of one day. For example, the day you were born was your first day alive on earth. But you're not one day old until 24 hours have passed, i.e., until the next day. Capisce?

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Days Alive Machine

Comments

18 March 2011 02:18:55 Smart Pixie

oh okay, i get it now!! thanks John, i am ,in fact, planning to celebrate my 5000th on the 2nd of December!

14 March 2011 07:35:28 John S

Hi Smart Pixie, I hope you remember to celebrate your 5000th day in about a year! The method used here is to count the number of days you've been here, so it's 365 days for each full year except for leap years when it's 366, plus whatever number of days in your first year and the current year. The quirky thing about the Bonkworld Method as opposed to probably most other methods is we count your first day as Day One not Day Zero. It's "Days Alive" not "Days Old." In other words on your second day on earth, you'd be one day old, but in our calculator, it's your second day on earth, so it would come up as 2 days alive. We were interested in what was the 5000th, 10,000th etc day a person was present on the planet.

14 March 2011 06:24:17 Smart Pixie

hi guys i was wondering if someone could explain to me the method of this, im a bit confused!! oh yeah im 4,732 days old (12 years)!

6 March 2011 19:26:08 Oliver Twist

Hi REALLY love your calculator. I really needed it because my b-day was in September, and i never got a chance to have a party. This helped me so that i can have a 3,834th day anniversary this year. Thanks greatly!

3 March 2011 17:24:50 Jay P

Excellent, really enjoyed the poem!

22 February 2011 07:31:12 twisst

After that were getting pretty damn optimistic!

22 February 2011 07:28:35 twisst

After that were getting pretty damn optimistic!

12 February 2011 16:06:18 father of missing

Thanks for this, I have book marked it!
You should consider building an app for @pple and call it "Day's since calc"
I'm using it to calculate how many days since my boy went missing. (78 days today) :(
Please find FB group "Help Find J.J." for more information. Sorry this wasn't funny or cute. I am the father of a missing 19 year old, and I miss him very much. please forgive.

12 February 2011 15:48:43 father of missing

Thanks for this, I have book marked it!
You should consider building an app for @pple and call it "Day's since calc"
I'm using it to calculate how many days since my boy went missing. (78 days today) :(
Please find FB group "Help Find J.J." for more information. Sorry this wasn't funny or cute. I am the father of a missing 19 year old, and I miss him very much. please forgive.

25 November 2010 21:46:56 Toad

Hey Dean, it's your 21st birthday tonight.
I'm sorry that we had to have that argument, I love you so much, I know that you're the one. Let's make the next birthday a special day with just the two of us. You're amazing, perfect, and beautiful. This 'Days Alive' site always shows me the value of each day. Even if every day isn't good, there's something good in every day. I love you :)

13 November 2010 10:01:16 sammmm

cool story

10 November 2010 16:14:06 justin biber

hey kathren i love you...love jutin

10 November 2010 16:11:23 alex

hey and shut up!

10 November 2010 16:05:46 kathren

i kno evry ans ans to the QUESTION! OKAY i think i'm off the hoooooooooooooooooooooooooook!
CRAP i hav too call somone pppppppppppppppppppppssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt...Okay bye ...Okay that was weird...sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i hav been alive 8 yers i am eight years old!

23 September 2010 16:17:05 Man who has just writtern

Happy 8000 birthday to me, happy 8000 birthday to me happy 8000 birthday to man who has just writtern in the name box, happy 8000 birthday to me!

23 August 2010 00:58:52 haha

If I was a dog what would my true days be? I'm @ 7000 human days. Aug 22 2010!!!

27 July 2010 21:13:41 alexx

this is stupid! ive never seen nothing so unuseful!

21 July 2010 00:57:47 that guy

er random dude

14 July 2010 10:15:51 Robert R.

July 14, 2010: Today's my 5,000th day!!!!!!!!

14 July 2010 07:24:46 kkk

kool

25 May 2010 20:23:08 CCC

Cool but you should add weeks old and months old.

25 May 2010 18:31:34 I agree

Hater is so right!

25 May 2010 18:30:19 Hater

You bitches have no life writing lines of code to see how long you were alive! What's that ever gonna help you with in life.

25 May 2010 16:48:06 and..

who cares !

24 May 2010 14:22:00 Mark Sulzbach

I am posting my name because today is my 10,000 day married to my beautiful wife Jeanne ( January 7, 2010). Life is so good when you find a fantastic woman.
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