John Schoneboom is a bipedal anthropoid who revels in the sensitivity of his own fingertips. Ask him for his card; he's probably got a David Wright in his wallet.
Most of the time John goes to great lengths to rescue household insects and put them outside. Still, once in a while it's like, screw it; he just squashes them. Then he feels bad and remembers the poor little guy for quite a while.
These days he sometimes pretends to need a poo, just to have a few dependable minutes of peace and quiet to himself.
The following features bear John's insidious imprint: